because it's all in a day's work

My day could have been a lot better because he emailed "Hi Sarah" until this guy existed in our presence....

He's 32years, has been a bum for like 5 years already and thinks he's "ready" for the corpo world

Me: uhm, can you name us one of your strengths and one of you weaknesses?
32yr.old: my strengths is first my ability, second is my family, third is my work.

(my boss profusely sweating on the answer, me trying to hide my laughter)

32yr.old:(pahabol) uhm, what's the other question ma'am, what is my strengths and what is my....? i forgot kasi.
me: weaknesses..
32yr.old: i think it's loss of faith to God(sabay turo sa taas)
me thinking: Jesus!

recovery period.......

bossing: you were a data encoder on your previous company?
32yr.old:yup!
bossing: what is your exact job description?
32yr.old: i encode
bossing: ok. so what do you encode?
32yr.old: sir, text.
bossing: i knooow. so what TEXT do you encode?
32yr.old: sir, uhm, it's confidential


NEEEEXT!