because there is one mistake that actually sounded right

One drunk videoke night.....

Kahit na ilang tinik ay kaya kong tapakan'
Kung 'yan ang paraan upang landas mo'y masundan
Kahit ilang ulit ako'y iyong saktan
Hindi kita maaaring HAYAAN

because it's all in a day's work

My day could have been a lot better because he emailed "Hi Sarah" until this guy existed in our presence....

He's 32years, has been a bum for like 5 years already and thinks he's "ready" for the corpo world

Me: uhm, can you name us one of your strengths and one of you weaknesses?
32yr.old: my strengths is first my ability, second is my family, third is my work.

(my boss profusely sweating on the answer, me trying to hide my laughter)

32yr.old:(pahabol) uhm, what's the other question ma'am, what is my strengths and what is my....? i forgot kasi.
me: weaknesses..
32yr.old: i think it's loss of faith to God(sabay turo sa taas)
me thinking: Jesus!

recovery period.......

bossing: you were a data encoder on your previous company?
32yr.old:yup!
bossing: what is your exact job description?
32yr.old: i encode
bossing: ok. so what do you encode?
32yr.old: sir, text.
bossing: i knooow. so what TEXT do you encode?
32yr.old: sir, uhm, it's confidential


NEEEEXT!

the law of physics

momentum is defined as "mass in motion"
where:

momentum = p * v


i've gained my momentum when i started to climb up that hill. now i'm starting to slow down with all the mass you've asked me to carry for you.. i'm starting to slow down and might as well roll down that hill again...

help me please... just stay away from me, will you?

because i thought i've walked too far

cut my limbs i wouldnt feel a thing..

every step farther makes me tired and makes me slow.. i feel like stopping and looking back but i know i cant..

i wish i could just hate you.. now.. and forever...